So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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