For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i think my cat just said my name.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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