You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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