So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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