Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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