Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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