Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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