I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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