Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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