I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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