it hurts more in the daytime
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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