it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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