No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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