I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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