Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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