have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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