come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just google imaged poop.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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