just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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