The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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