how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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