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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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