Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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