Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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