# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You ate ashes out of my bong
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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