it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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