question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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