While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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