in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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