Your tits are I can't wait for
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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