we have pet lesbian snakes
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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