I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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