The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
How naked do you want me to be?
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