Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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