So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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