Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I deserve this hangover.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
