How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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