Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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