At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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