"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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