He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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