My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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