I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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