so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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