lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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