I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm sobbing to NWA
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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