Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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