What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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