I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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