After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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