I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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