Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
