After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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