508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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