They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
