Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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