we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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