I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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