happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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