Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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